Heroine!

I am late for work again today! For pete's sake... Please, please, PLEASE wake up on time tomorrow! Like in between 5:30 am to 6:00 pm? I know it sounds crazy to wake up at such timing as I only start work at 8:45 am, but you know, I love to 慢慢摸时间. That includes bathing (30 to 45 minutes), dolling up (5 to 10 minutes), mix-and-match my dressing of the day and finding my missing earring and stuff like that.

Usually I don't dry my hair before I head out, but I think there's something wrong with my nerves system that I do make an effort for that lately. So in conclusion, I am a lazy-but-not-really-that-lazy person. Ain't that a good thing to hear? Haha!

Oh yes! Guess what's the first thing I did in the morning today? *drum rolling*

I caught a nymph with my own hands!

You know, baby cockroach. Okay, that's not really a biggie deal actually. But it's definitely a huge one for me! I mean, I usually don't even dare to touch it. It's so disgusting, c'mon.

And I had a few failed attempts previously. There's this huge cockroach flew to my curtain, and I was looking hard at it, intending to catch it by one of its feelers, trying to boost up my utmost courage - but I gave up and woke my Dad from his sleep just to catch a flying cockroach :x

This time, I told myself, "Do it Mich! It's just a small one! Do it! Do it! Do it!" So I repeatedly chanting that for many times and without a second thought, I took a small plastic bag and... waited it to crawl towards my direction (it's been crawling to and fro under my bed -_-'||). Initially it was hiding behind a huge pile of my magazines and there I had this 'evil' thought to crush it with the pile :x, but I told myself that my intention is to catch and release it, not to kill it. And ta-dah! I grabbed it and immediately threw it away out of my window. Err, it won't die I guess. It's protected with my plastic bag. Haha!

Ah, fuck. My working computer has got trojan horse @#$%^&*()_+!

Just as I thought that day wouldn't ever come, but it did.